mochispaceship:

on that day humanity received a grim reminder

(Source: jun-soul, via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1457309259

mochispaceship:

on that day humanity received a grim reminder

(Source: jun-soul, via ruinedchildhood)

naps-and-tortillas:

College is cool because if you relax for a minute then you’re all of a sudden failing 11 classes even thought you’re only taking 5

(via officialwhitegirls)

amemait:

the-official-hate-of-pants:

kingcartman:

the-kenneth-mccormick:

kingcartman:

Why’s it called a blowjob when you suck not blow?

It was originally called a belowjob, standing for ‘below the belt’ But because people are shit at English, the two words sound the same, so over time it became known as Blow and not Below.

Damn

FACT OF THE DAY FOR MY FUCKING FRIENDS

Thank you this has bothered me.

(via asian)

lingxiaoyus:

me as a celebrity

(Source: lordspice, via berestweys)

Timestamp: 1455469955

lingxiaoyus:

me as a celebrity

(Source: lordspice, via berestweys)

heyitspj:

danthemedicman:

OMG

this post cleared my skin opened my pores conditioned my hair and maxed out my bank account i no longer fear death and my depression has been cureed

(Source: best-of-memes, via officialwhitegirls)

Timestamp: 1455469628

heyitspj:

danthemedicman:

OMG

this post cleared my skin opened my pores conditioned my hair and maxed out my bank account i no longer fear death and my depression has been cureed

(Source: best-of-memes, via officialwhitegirls)

  • me: *accidentally says something alarming abt myself in a casual conversation*
  • friend: woah are you ok??
  • me: ⚠️🚨⚠️🚨time to Escape

eatingisfab:

Dear soulmate, where the fuck are you

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

slimetony:

driad:

slimetony:

image

reblog this and you will hear great news

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

officalsquidward:

totally-not-superboy:

smallpox:

instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant

Are you a U.S. senator?

If you have sex with the lights off, the sperm won’t know where to go! And you won’t get pregnant

(via walkslikejesus)